Something we have missed chaps,
the handshake
Now MM is clearly well able to match the pongo crunch but must be careful in case it is a slippery fish. Needs to be aware of his hosts thumb during the "grip" as well.
and
the clinch
Careful not to overpower with Old Spice, MM needs to decide whether to aim at a cheek to cheek or a lips to cheek, and finally the cheek to lips if Mrs Col gets one in first.
In the latter case should he leave the tell-tale red marks or discretely wipe his cheek with his spare hanky.