Yes, I am aware of the legal ramifications of holding a passenger against their will, I am all too happy to dump off any excess baggage.. and lighten up mate and read the humour
Don't you keep your passengers informed, you know, sorry for the delay but a passenger has decided to leave us. We wont be long but we need to look for his bags tadada etc etc, you know, a bit of customer services.
No, I don't condone naming and shaming, read the tea-leaves - I never said that did I ?
No all I said was their disembarkation and leaving us will be announced - see above
PR and CS
And yes I turn left through the front door