Jig Peter, that would be Donaudampfschiffahrtsgesellschaftskapitänsfrau?
Scrabble must be fun in German!
The 'Col.' thing was also quite fun in the USA - our Vulcan AEO was a dapper little Scots chap named Colin S*g**y. His name patch just said 'Col. S*g**y' and it often caused reactions of respectful servility from various Spams.