An American pilot might remark without irony, "Well Folks, I did say we'd be landing momentarily" and perhaps add, " We''ll try to make it a little more permanent next time".
Another might say " Apologies if we worried you all there, If I'd exercised the right amount of judgment at the right time that would never have happened".
or "Bugger! that was Brussels, not Hamburg".
"Oops, I'll get my coat!"