wine tasting
Aah Beagle vieux sport - vraiment un connoisseur mon brave!
Possible alternative:
White wine - the alc left by the ladies, when the beer and red has run out
Red wine - "go on then, if the beer's gone"
Rose - found at the back of the fridge, brought to webber fest by someone of dubious sexuality - you don't want to, but you know you will when the locker runs dry
Champagne - a "young? "lady?" of scouse extraction at a party - " do youse all know this is from champagne - wheres that like?"