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Old 25th Nov 2010, 11:37
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dudduddud
 
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Come on! Agenda?!?!? What on earth would Emirates be doing giving perks to some obscure Australian journalist?

I can just see it now:

Setting:

Emirates check-in desk at Melbourne

Actors:

Journalist

Emirates check-in chick

Act I

Journalist, finally at the front of the queue for economy-class check-in approaches the desk.

Journalist: Hi, yes, just checking in, going through to London.

Check-in chick: Welcome. do you have your passport and ticket?

Journalist: Yes here they are. Say, the girls at the business and first class desks aren't looking very busy today.

Check-in chick: No it's mid-week so it's going to be pretty empty up top today.

Journalist: Oh.

Check-in chick processes Journalist's bags and fiddles with the computer.

Journalist: You know I'm a journalist, right?

Check-in chick: ...

Journalist: I write for 'The Age'.

Check-in chick: Here is your boarding pass sir.

Check-in chick hands boarding pass, passport and ticket to Journalist.

Check-in chick: You are in seat 30b which is on the lower deck. Enjoy your flight.
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