Moneyshot, the first one I saw one was unconcious beneath the bar, being the first male human being my Australian colleague had ever seen wearing earrings...he took a long while to be convinced it was regarded by some as "normal", and I fear he never really believed us.
Bless him.
ps, ain't the folks you mean called "Oiks?" Surely "oinks" are the noises made by pigs, (or unconcious oiks on the floor of a bar).