In pre-911 days one could leave the 747 cockpit on a long
sector and down to rear main deck galley for a chat-up.
On the way back a cattle-class d!ckhead once asked me
the following -
Pax: Excuse me are you the pilot?
Me: Yeh one of em.
Pax: Could you tell me please what the main movie feature is?
Me: I dont know maam sorry. Just ask the stewardess who can...
Pax: What? Your the pilot of this plane and you dont know what
movie will be shown? What sort of pilot are you who doesnt
know whats going on in his plane?
I just shuffled away LMFAO - found out later pax was an Oz redneck from FNQ!