How on earth....
....are we going to keep this going until 5 Dec for goodness sake? The poor chap is either going to die of boredom or paranoia and refuse to go at the last minute.
BTW MM, I apologise for slightly hijacking your thread a few p*&ts ago, but it referred to a chap I'd almost forgotton about.
Take some amusement from all the prattle above but don't take it TOO seriously. However comma most, if not all, of what may appear to modern eyes to be those absurdities of behaviour were REALLY carried on at the time. No longer thank god. But we also had HUGE amounts of fun in spite of it all.
The Ancient Mariner
PS and we DO want an after action report.