This thread reminds me of the time that Glasgow Celtic were in the Uefa Cup final in Seville and half of Glasgow went to support them. I was in the second last row of a 747 -300 and it was obvious that the vast majority of passengers had never been out of Glasgow let alone on an aeroplane before.
Just as the aircraft was about to line up for departure, a beetroot faced passenger rushed up the aisle to the rear toilet. The French CC said "non, non Monsieur you must sit down" the reply of "ah canny wait hen a'm bursting" was beyond her English know how.
The plane takes off and Mr Beetroot emerges from the toilet with dark stains all down his trousers. His face was hilarious and his "what the **** just happened ?" look remains with me today.
