Musclemech
I'm glad to report that Mrs F & myself are available on Dec 5. We reside on the Hants/ Dorset border & are therefore in striking distance of you & your generous host & hostess.
Should you need top cover for your likely misdemeanours please acquire us an invitation. A forgery will suffice. I can assure you that our appalling social habits will mask any of your perceived faux pas. Please PM the details in order prohibit the rest of the animals who have subscribed to this thread from gate crashing your career terminating event.