NR You have not been paying attention either. MM has told us that D Day is Dec 5th. Are you free that day for some gate crashing?
I think personally that MM has been somewhat uncivil in not giving us the time and exact place of this " at home" because this rural backwater sounds as if it could do with some extra umphh from some of us who have a little more experience of these kind of events compared to musclemech who I suspect has led a slightly more sheltered existence than most of us chaps.