I think we can wind this one up...
3rd place: Toptobottom
Whooaaa Laura!! I know that beef stroganoff was a bit rich, but really..!
2nd place: Finely chopped
Vladimir: "If he thinks that's an anti-ballistic missile shield, there's nothing to worry about."
1st place:
Rather be Gardening
Although Putin's staffers had persuaded President Bush to venture outside without his tinfoil helmet, they hadn't been able to wrestle the 'alien-deflector umbrella' from him.
