106 course IOT Flight Commander invites his flight to his new home in December for nibbles and career chat/get to know you better evenings. Our course commander now Group Captain I believe, leads our little band of chaps to said house up garden path. Door answered and course commander demonstrates how to enter house with stiff hand shake to flight commander and promptly strides down hallway to introduce himself to the wife. Rest of us jaws to ground on door step as along corridor foot shaped lumps of dog s**t follow course commander over the brand new carpet. Flight commander's lab had been very busy earlier in the evening!! My sides still hurt when I think about that evening.