Yep, you got me Cpt... I must confess. I am a very small man with the worlds smallest willy, to compensate for this, I drive a very big car with a massive engine and fly a 370t Aircraft from the left hand seat, which when you consider just how thick I am, its amazing that EK are foolish enough pay me a $15k+ per month package to fly their shiny jets...... Shhhhhhh, don't tell them or I may end up having to push meal carts in the cabin like you!
Finished being a child, or do you wish to carry on a conversation about c*ck size? Give it up you weirdo or people may start to think you are male cabin crew of the limp hand variety as opposed to a professional Airline Pilot!
Just kidding
