Oh No!!!
Minigun, old chap, it wasn't the Vauxhall Corsa keys that did for you, it was the tie! Really old fellow, a Guards tie is fine, cavalry regiment even better but NOT - definitely NOT - Royal Pioneer Corps; the lady would have taken you for a navvy.
Anyway, this Thread needs a conclusion idc and it can only be a Post Action Report on how it all went. Ideally, endorsements from the host/hostess and the Mrs would add the verisimilitude to give authenticity to the account.
O-D