Come on Thomas, get a life!
If you expect the nation to spend its life in sackcloth and ashes as we bemoan the problems of the world, you've got another think coming.
This thread, as the posts reveal, are nothing more than light banter - great for morale. Just accept it as that and leave the thread unread if it's not for you. You could always start a new thread on how you will put the world right in 27 easy lessons.
Cheer up old chap.
O-D