Cap'n Toss,
RP never has never been a close personal friend of mine and probably never will be. Chances are good it is because I have known him for 30+ years!
For that reason, I found your initial postings mildly amusing and entertaining.
However, that time has passed. I now find your ramblings more reflect a Gen Y wannabee's rant, rather than anything clever.
Time to give yourself a lethal injection. RIP