Targets down, score and paste up..
I'm afraid the non-PC answers have had me laughing this week.
Runner up is 622 with:
Bertie...When you first said to me 'do you fancy watching 11 ar$eholes get hammered in London'...I thought you meant we were going to Clapham Common..
But champion shot this week is Buster Hyman with:
"Damn fine players these African chaps...I say, would you mind calling for my dog Bertie?"
"Certainly Gibson....NI...."
Mr Hyman, you have control!