The coat fits across my shoulders but having been acquired from a slightly more, ahem, portly gentlemen is too big around the middle.
It is?? YGBSM, Roly old chum! Maybe you need to scoff a few more DFMBs up there in darkest Jockistan?
Good to note that I'm not the only one who obviously doesn't believe in the greenwash of the global warmists!