Congratulations you are flying the modern day equivalent of the DC-9-10, BAC-111 or the FK-28 and you are still not happy? Why?
You are flying a pressurized swept wing jet with at least one Flight Attendant what more could you want?
Where ever you are based you now fly into airports that only ten years ago had 737-200, MD-80 or 727-200 service at least three times a day and yet you still complain?
Where did those mainline jobs go?