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Old 3rd Nov 2010, 08:18
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Cactusjack
 
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All the old post menopausal managers in Cabin Services are getting moist over the news.
The shawls and slippers will be trotted out and the pet cats are up for a bit of extra stroking
Wrong, very wrong. I just went visual ! Nasty stuff...
Then again, smear them in Danish butter and they might just be edible!

The shawls and slippers will be trotted out and the pet cats are up for a bit of extra stroking
What about the granny undies, panama hats and adult nappies ?

Just check in the seat pocket, the way the cleaners are doing ther jobs (in limited time) you could find a Choo Choo bar in there together with all the boarding passes since the last "c" check. As for the Danish Butter....only available on sectors starting in Brisbane, courtesy of the Beautiful Airports Corporation.
You may even find a 165 cm Irishman tucked away in one of those seat pockets !
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