Last time I was down secret Wilts airfield at 512' (or is it 513 now?) I noticed the Mallard is marketing itself as the Mucky Duck.
Is this an attempt to attract an even lower class of drinker than 47?
'tis an interesting method of picking a c/s however. "Leagate check-in", or for BEagle and the old hand "Wig and Mitre on handover".
Should use curry houses if you ask me. "Buchan, Balaka". If fact now I've written that and re-read it I'm sure I've actually heard it said before!