The TSA, ...................... I just had a joke with them, and then got on the flight
You JOKED with them !!! Got a death wish, have you ?
Early in the start of the present so-called Security nonsense, a friend of mine - not a frequent traveller - turned up with a bottle of Scotch in his bag, admitted that he wasn't thinking, took it out, gave it to the guy with a playful pat on the shoulder and a merry quip, such as "be my guest, it's yours mate, enjoy a drink when you get home" or words and actions to that effect.
Left, Right, Left Right etc. you TOUCHED a Dept. of Homeland Security Govt. Agent !! - and he's now on a full Body Cavity Search list every time he goes near a US airport.
World's Gone Mad.