BEagle I resent the implication that I use improper objects whilst carrying out my job. Let me assure you that neither I, nor any of my colleagues, would ever stoop so low as to use a latex glove!
As for 2500 ft in the overhead, that is still not quite high enough to defeat the super secret, aircrew snaffling, net-shooting device we use to ensure that all our kind invitations are positively acted on.
Seeing as you have been a guest and used our facilities any chance of a trip somewhere nice using yours? I'll bring beer!