So the options are -
(1) RAF Manned fast jets - The Crabs walking around manking about sea time and "hotel Facilities" to anyone who'll listen, and in the case of Aircrew - have a tendency towards arrogance
or
(2) French Aeronavale - Cant speak a word of English, Hate brit scran, stink of garlic, and have a tendency towards arrogance.
... It's a tough call