The concept behind the darwin awards is "Chlorinating the Gene Pool", therefore to be considered for an award you need to successfully remove yourself from the gene pool. This can either be done by simply dying or by rendering yourself unable to reproduce in a spectacularly ridiculous fashion.
Since everyone survived (And this next statement is purely an assumption) with their balls in tact, they would therefore not qualify for a Darwin award.
The bastardisation of this award in this fashion is in my opinion a travesty!
