Ah guys.... I can think of some really fun things....
Like you do not hear the almighty BANG!
All vibration ceases!
The smoke from your burning Nomex flying togs.....signals a cockpit fire inflight! (Been there...done that!) Nomex gloves are great while they last!
Unusual indications on the attitude indicator with associated funny wind noises and G-loadings.....mast thumping....heck...isn't that a normal night takeoff offshore in an un-SAS'd 212 ?
The sound your girlfriend's husband's teeth make on the pocketknife blade as he opens his knife while holding you by the tender parts!