The answer is simple, what we should do is dress the FAM's in the carriers uniform, and then get them to serve the drinks, so they can determine who has had enough, who needs more G&T and who should be handcuffed for 5 hours!
On another note, this women more than likely had a few in the lounge before departure, and then a few more on the plane, if she was heading down the wrong road, stop serving her drinks, water it down or put nothing in the coke or Tonic or what ever. AND if we put the FAM's in the ladys uniforms, I hope they shave there legs
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