On the grounds that you can only be sacked once, I would like to suggest the format:
All Ranks
Strippers
More strippers
Purple Death
Moose Milk
More strippers
Curry (no cutlery)
Mechanical Horse Trough (or their up to date equivalent)
Funny speeches
More strippers (male ones for the ladies if required)
Grouse
Grouse
Grouse
Breakfast
More strippers
death by hangover
I know there are a couple of legendary party organisers at Kinloss, who would love to be let off the leash and let their creativity run wild, with several hundred old boys and several hundred newly retired none of whom will give a F**K who they upset.