I would rather take to my butt with a cheese grater!
A moment of silence, please, for the cheese grater...
On the mods... pretty good, really. A thankless task that will always attract criticism. The trick is to not take any of this too seriously. Those that want to pack up their toys and leave are normally back under a different user name within days anyway. In any case, life's too short to get bent out of shape over an internet forum...
If you can't post with a smile on your face... don't bother!