Hi Stansdead,
(oh sorry just realised I mentioned you directly, not stalking you just a big manly matey first name greeting, honest!).
Come and join us but only if you want a UK Pound 6 figure package tax free. Be prepared to fly only 55-60 hours a months.
Oh, and be careful with the crockery your crew meal comes in it's expensive.
Oh, and we are looking for DEC's at the moment so www (sorry not stalking, honest) and voldemort (can't mention his name stalking or sexual harrasment or something, anyway very bad form here on this oracle of absoloute fact
), and co. won't apply on principle apparently.
Oh, I almost forgot you have a chance to change fleets if you fancy longhaul at some point.
Oh, and another thing nearly 2 months leave every year.
Oh people will say hello and call you by your name and smile at you too.
Oh if only I could work for easyJet mmm, do I smell a big dripping pile of ....roast?
Major C. Saville.