I had a friend simply ask to return back to the airport shortly after takeoff because he felt that he was going to lay some cable in his trousers. He was on a little Lear35 so there was no real crapper available. He walked by the passengers and then proceeded to grow a tail. It smelled and sounded real bad. It was one of those 2 second blow-outs! He then had to use his underwear to wipe off his ass and freeball it the rest of the trip. When he landed back at the FBO in Phoenix, the nice handler girl asked if she could take any trash and naturally he said there was indeed trash. She took his bag of excrement and put it in the trash can in the middle of the marble floored FBO. Soon afterward, people waiting in the VIP lounge complained of foul odors.