First lesson as FI(r), (4,i) still on the ground taxiing out of the dispersal;
"So if I push my right foot forward we go right and my left we go left. Any questions?"
"No, that all seems fairly straight forward."
"Good, so when I give you control on the rudder pedals only I'd like you to try some gentle turns left and right, just be mindful of that BA 146 taxiing in."
"okay"
"Right, You Have Control...(slight pause) I HAVE CONTROL....JESUS CHR...........well that was interesting......."tower, G-**** pass our apologies to the 146 please"".