Well at least this makes a change from the normal Lyneham bleatings of my J is better than your K and my position on the flight deck is far more important than any of yours and movers are rubbish, etc, etc...
Listening to all this is providing us non Samsonite owning operators the biggest giggle since hearing about the C-130 Kenyan free-fall parachute team.
Please, please keep going.......and all you SF Flt boys do feel free to contribute to the "No - really - I wasn't chopped - honestly!" thread