Please please, do tell me more about the C209.....
The elusive C209 has it's own amusing and memorable thread here
http://www.pprune.org/dg-p-general-a...-poh-hire.html
I understand Transcendental Aviation operate a small fleet of 'em to supplement their C413 Vice Chancellors. In many respects, the two aircraft types are quite similar.
BTW Groggy, I don't mind your Toyota Coaster idea. Could you drive it to Lord Howe Island for me?