VA CRFO Minimum Requirements:
- Little to no experience in real life
- Little to no self respect
- Little to no respect for the profession or fellow aviators
- Ability to eat baked beans for three (3) meals per day
- No career objectives; or
- The inability to see the lack of career options in the role
- Previous experience in taking large pineapples (adult film industry preferred)
- Couple of hundred hours in a piston single or whatever we feel like is appropriate at the time. No real flying experience necessary - just nod and say yes.
YOU ARE A DISGRACE!