Why would you want a UAE Passport?......................well, as you asked.........
1) Access to cheap land to build a f**king big house. No area resrictions.
2) Hugely reduced electricity bills.
3) No water bills.
4) No yearly property tax to pay
5) UAE id valid for much longer period than those given to expats.....WHY????
6) Higher salaries than an expat, therefore..........exactly the same job, just more money.
7) Go sick as often as you like and not worry about being marked absent, or worse, being fired.
8) Don't bother saving as the government will give you 70% of your salary in 25years.
9) Buy lots of expensive cars, Drive them with 100% tints as fast as possible and blame the jingly when you crash.
10) Apply 'wasta' when the jingly happens to be educated and speaks perfect English.
I'm sure there're plenty of negatives but I just can't think of any right now.
Harry