Are these 'jolly smart' issue black Gladstone Bags actually waterproof, let alone mover-proof?
I would think the BAGS are, however the contents would probably be trashed on the first flight!
Whatever . . .
Sitting here on my couch, it still sounds like a ridiculous idea, however, it might be different when viewed from the office at the top of the stairs (unless he's moved of course). Who knows?