Back in the wonderful days of Air Uk I was passengering from Bergen to Aberdeen at the end of a long trip. I was asleep from the end of the safety brief and was deeply asleep by the time the F27 had staggered up to cruise alt. Unfortunately I started to dream (rather nasty nightmare actually), according to the no.1, pax in the front row could hear me (F27 remember) from my seat just in front of the loo. She woke me up as I got more and more agitated, when I was back on the planet, me "I'm sorry, I must have been dreaming."
Her "I'll say, I'm glad I wasn't in it!"
Me "How do know you weren't?"
Bless her she laughed and joined me at the Airport Skein Dubh for dinner. Whenever I boarded afer that day I was known as Sleeping Average Looking Bloke