Pompus?? I assume you mean pompous!
Clearly I have never met you at Waltham!!! I set off from Waltham to Perranporth once. Got halfway there and couldn't be arsed, went to Sandown instead. Really wasn't that desperate for a pastie. That's the good thing about Waltham, it's close to where I live. The food is good and the banter... Well, c'mon guys I'm still waiting!!!
Dillows? You're having a laugh aren't you??