I feel obliged to take the bait on behalf of all those who get their knees in the breeze:
Top Bunk Tester: Selected and worked hard for your brevet...in gash holding jobs in between long courses during which you mostly played X Box in your flying suit and preyed on the women of Lincoln during Tutor training using lines about how you fly fast jets...right? Must've been a killer
c130jbloke: You make no mention of chopping the Dead Sparrows...they can't cost much more than 9 blokes and their parachutes eh?
Studiously ignoring the recent increase in numbers of holding officers from your general direction of late too...
Most of what was written in the DT is bunkum, almost certainly from a disgruntled grunt. Nothing like a bit of fiction to sell papers.
