mrgaribaldi... You have one hell of a lot to learn. If you start using foul language to any training officers you may encounter, your feet probably won't touch the floor...
I truly do NOT think you are cut out for ATC with your weird attitude. I spent much of my career training controllers so be assured that I know a bit about it.
Calm down, accept that there are lots of people who know what they are talking about on here and accept that there is a lot of humour in ATC which controllers get used to.... or they usually don't make it.
Good luck.