Blackhand sounds like you have some issues and this is probably not the forum for you mate.
Yes quite so, but not with aviators.
Another joke:
RAF Captain to Army Pilot as leaving the toilet.
" I say old chap, in the RAF they teach us to wash our hands after urinating"
Army chap says " that's alright, in the Army they teach us not to wee on ours"
Change around to suit
Cheers
BH