Chivenor huts, many years ago. Mate hangs up reesty immersion suit to air by the window....
Enter batty with tea tray first thing, sees what appears to be Bloggs having hanged himself and drops tray in shock....
Sound of tray and contents hitting floor wakes up slumbering Bloggs, who sits up in alarm wondering WTFIGO....
Unexpected movement in room causes batty to shriek in terror and rush out of room....
Quite some early morning call!