Vulcan (from the OCU) approaching Decision Height from a PAR given by an extremely able WRAF ATCO. The 'would-be' captain was telling his instructor, exactly, his innermost thoughts regarding the lady.
As the a/c approached the 'flare' the Instructor mentioned that the object of the man's desires was his wife!!
The ensuing wobbly overshoot (sorry, 'Go Around') was quite an eyeopener as the, by now, somewhat distracted pilot was extremely busy with all his knobs and levers!!!