funnies
The difference between an airliners' engines and an airliners crew?
The engines stop whining when they get on stand.
Sorry - couldn't resist that one.
Cabin Crew girlie walking through the cabin hears someone clicking their fingers behind her trying to get her attention. She duly ignors the chap. Same thing happens on the way back through. She turns to the chap, bends down and says in his ear, "It takes more than two fingers to make ME come Sir" and minces off again.
Good Day.