There was a guy in school called David O'Rea, I wonder why his parents moved to Wales as poor old Dai got ribbed mercilessly.
(Two of the teachers were listed in the phone book as P & B Quick)
After the "Black Friday" reading out of the names of those who had been chopped from the ITC at Finningley, one of whom was named Bates, an instructor was heard to mutter "Just as well really, he'd never have made Master"