In Aberdeen the local press take every return for technical reasons as a major drama. They then usually wheel out an "expert" who proves he has no knowledge of up to date offshore ops.
Now I have retired perhaps that is a new career I should investigate
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Crusty old captain comments on helicopter drama - "in my day boy we didn't even have heading hold never mind these fancy new gizmos - more like flying an airliner nowadays - in my day men where men and rarely dressed in woman's clothes - as for the magenta line what's that all about"
HF