Was at Coltishall in the early 90's and heard a switchboard recording.....
"Raf Coltishall"
"Hello, can I report an aircraft crash"
"Ok,Certainly. what is your name"
"Mrs Smith"
"Can I take some details"
"Yes, it was a F111 from RAF Lakenheath with 2 people on board which has crashed 2 miles west of Sculthorpe"
"Ok Mrs Smith, you said Lakenheath and 2 people on board??"
"Yes, that is correct"
lots of speaking in the background
"Mrs Smith, how could you possibly know that"
"Because the plane crashed into my backgarden and the pilots are sat at my breakfast table having a cup of tea"
That is a true story.